Sunday, 9 September 2012

AT LAST I FOUND WHERE TO HIDE MY BRA!

"I need your help" i whispered into her ears. "Ok",she responded. By the next few minutes she was with me in the ladies,unzipping my cute gown since it was a tough feat for me to handle on my own. I needed to feel more comfortable without this bra as only some hours before i had worn it in  a hurry while runnnig late  for an appointment and forgetting the fact that i did not need one in this particular outfit.

I got to learn her name  after my ordeal.Untill that moment, she was a total stranger who understood the language of smiles,sight and polite civility."My name is Derby" she told me."Mine is Destiny" i responded back;completing the introduction.

We had some few minutes of animated sharing,during which my disengaged Brassiere found it's way into my handbag and thereafter she was off on  her way,leaving me to handle the rest and the exchange of thoughts that followed from a male who had watched the drama unfold around him,arousing enough of his curiousity to ask questions since it was obvious to him i had never met Derby before.

Within the next few minutes we talked about bags.A lady's bag.We talked about how much of a treasury a woman's bag can be.Holding all the valuable and delightful things...even the mundane.We talked about my bag. Spotting a mischievous smile on my face i gave thought to my bag...every woman's bag.


photo:renttycoons.com

Our conversation was sparked with the sweet admission that a woman's handbag is an  interesting place,capable of holding anything and everything.Both the shockers and the usual of things.Infact amid the conversation a lady friend said that "a woman's bag is a moving Wardrobe".That elicited quite some laughs but mostly,it  was the notion of the 'shockers' rather than the usual that appeared more appealing.

Functional, fashionable or both,a woman's handbag is a great companion.On days like mine,it can be  a life saver from an all-day-discomfort.Most ladies feel confident knowing they will not have to worry about where the keys are or what she will be needing during the day such as makeup,money,spare jewelries(in case you are not sure of the one you have on), even offending undergarments like the one i yanked off.

Today am getting a full dose of my money's worth and on any good day i would not let prying eyes into my handbag easily; And am sure most women do not. Whether it is a make shift office and a hold-all, hangbags usually does reflect a lot.Now wouldn't it be fun to find out what that hot chick has in her bag?...

God help you if you get caught!

10 comments:

  1. Interesting. You know, i have always wondered what is in a lady's handbag, particularly when I see those that carry these extra large ones, and as I read this article on my way to work this morning I asked a colleague of mine who was in the car with me to enumerate what she had in her bag. While she found the question funny, I discovered that she could not even remember everything she had in it. I remember looking inside a lady's handbag once and what i saw inside shocked me that i vowed to give her, and indeed any lady, their privacy and a wide berth, except on request.

    Am sure if you asked a lady if she could do without her handbag, she would probably give you a weird stare as if you had asked her to dive headlong into an ocean. Am also sure that while some items they carry in their handbags are necessary, some are absolutely unnecessary. Some items that find their way into a lady's handbag may never see the light of day again, though I somehow doubt if your brassiere will suffer that fate.

    Onyebuchi Aaron.

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    1. As i read your comment,i laughed so much. It's really hilarious...Am not surprised though that your lady friend could not remember everything she had in her bag. For some ladies ,keeping count of the many items in there is enough to give one temporary amnesia(...well i can tell you about mine in a jiffy).

      My only pain is that you did not reveal this particular shocker item,so now am *pouting*...

      Thankfully,not every day features one of these strangers and i think that's good.However,when it comes to deciding the necessary it becomes a case of "the one who wears the shoe knowing where it pinches!".

      And to clear your doubt?...No,my brassiere did not suffer that fate.

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  2. ooooh,the lady's bag is a whole lot world,it's really the ladies world and full of affairs.....don't ask a lady for her bag because you know what?//.......its gonna raise lots eye sprawls and much consciousness for bag guidings....NEVER ASK A LADY FOR HER BAG!!!!

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    1. laugh out loud....Hell yeah! you can say that again.
      Now don't be a peeping Thom,else...

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  3. NICE ONE ZEST,KEEP'R UP

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    1. Thanks Dumsey.Am glad you liked the piece...Tis so cool you cared to drop a line.Hugs!

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  4. hehehe..... u done take style expose us oh! our handbag it our world...

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    1. Hahahahaha.
      No baby!am still on 'OUR' side...i haven't defected yet.

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  5. Hahahha! Looks like I might have found myself a new hobby.

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    1. By all means,Knock your self out!...

      Am glad you wrote.

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